can we get nightvision for the apartment?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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