Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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