My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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