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Wat do u mean how?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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