Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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