fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
is it fun? or sober?
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