I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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