we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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