I got chris browned last night
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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