if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
