You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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