OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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