Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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