How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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