if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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