I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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