i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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