so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My balls are so social today.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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