u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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