Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
