mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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