Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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