I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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