jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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