And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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