Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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