Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My breasts were aching with rage.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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