I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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