just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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