if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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