that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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