People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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