i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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