He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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