Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Shame is for Republicans.
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