He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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