let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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