First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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