i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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