That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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