please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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