He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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