and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
