: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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