my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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