Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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