Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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