That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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