yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
