No, you can still breathe under the balls.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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