you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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