the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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