I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Randomize
