The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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