My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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